Thursday, December 20, 2012

Good Job

Things that have earned one of my girls a "good job" from me over recent days:
  • Burping
  • Pooping
  • Not getting aforementioned poop on their clothes
  • Napping
  • Tooting
  • Eating green beans
  • Not eating dirt
  • Not eating potpurri
  • Closing a closet door
  • Turning the page in a book
  • Putting laundry in the hamper
  • Remembering to say "Help, please" instead of screaming like a wild banshee when they needed something.
  • Responding with"Woof!" when asked when a doggie says
  • Locating her belly button
Things on the above list I'm also capable of:
  • All of them
Number of "Good job"s I've gotten: 0

There is a serious lack of equality in this household.

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