Good Job

Things that have earned one of my girls a "good job" from me over recent days:

• Burping
• Pooping
• Not getting aforementioned poop on their clothes
• Napping
• Tooting
• Eating green beans
• Not eating dirt
• Not eating potpurri
• Closing a closet door
• Turning the page in a book
• Putting laundry in the hamper
• Remembering to say "Help, please" instead of screaming like a wild banshee when they needed something.
• Responding with"Woof!" when asked when a doggie says
• Locating her belly button

Things on the above list I'm also capable of:

• All of them

Number of "Good job"s I've gotten: 0

There is a serious lack of equality in this household.