- Not getting aforementioned poop on their clothes
- Eating green beans
- Not eating dirt
- Not eating potpurri
- Closing a closet door
- Turning the page in a book
- Putting laundry in the hamper
- Remembering to say "Help, please" instead of screaming like a wild banshee when they needed something.
- Responding with"Woof!" when asked when a doggie says
- Locating her belly button
Things on the above list I'm also capable of:
- All of them
Number of "Good job"s I've gotten: 0
There is a serious lack of equality in this household.